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1. Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman

  • Published: 2013-10-01T16:59:27Z
  • By PRH Audio
Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman

Read by Nick Offerman Parks and Recreation actor Nick Offerman shares his humorous fulminations on life, manliness, meat, and much more in his first book. Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman -- who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson? Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking (he runs his own woodshop), Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman's childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally. It also offers hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, style, religion, woodworking, and outdoor recreation, among many other savory entrees. A mix of amusing anecdotes, opinionated lessons and rants, sprinkled with offbeat gaiety, Paddle Your Own Canoe will not only tickle readers pink but may also rouse them to put down their smart phones, study a few sycamore leaves, and maybe even hand craft (and paddle) their own canoes. Available for purchase at: Amazon - Audiobook (downloadable format) iTunes - Audiobook (downloadable format) Audible - Audiobook (downloadable format)

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2. Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman--Excerpt

  • Published: 2014-06-11T19:15:56Z
  • By PRH Audio
Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman--Excerpt

Parks and Recreation actor Nick Offerman shares his humorous fulminations on life, manliness, meat, and much more in his first audiobook. Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman—who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson? Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking—he runs his own woodshop—Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman’s childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois—“I grew up literally in the middle of a cornfield”—to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally. It also offers hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, style, religion, woodworking, and outdoor recreation, among many other savory entrees. A mix of amusing anecdotes, opinionated lessons and rants, sprinkled with offbeat gaiety, Paddle Your Own Canoe will not only tickle listeners pink but may also rouse them to put down their smart phones, study a few sycamore leaves, and maybe even hand craft (and paddle) their own canoes. Available for purchase at: Amazon - Audiobook (downloadable format) iTunes - Audiobook (downloadable format) Audible - Audiobook (downloadable format) emusic.com - Audiobook (downloadable format)

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3. Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman, read by Nick Offerman

  • Published: 2016-08-07T05:20:41Z
  • By PRH Audio
Paddle Your Own Canoe by Nick Offerman, read by Nick Offerman

When it comes to growing a robust mustache, masticating red meat, building a chair, or wooing a woman, who better to educate you than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson? Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in carpentry, Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman’s childhood (born, literally, in the middle of an Illinois cornfield) to his theater days in Chicago to the, frankly, magnificent seduction of his wife, Megan Mullally. Offerman also shares his hard-bitten battle strategies in the arenas of manliness, love, styles, and religion, and invaluable advice on getting the utmost pleasure out of woodworking, assorted meats, outdoor recreations, and other palatable entrees.Available for purchase at:AmazonBarnes & NobleBooks A MillionHudson BooksellersIndieBoundPowell'sTargetWalmartGoogle Play StoreiBooks - Audiobook (Downloadable format)KoboAudible - Audiobook (Downloadable format)audiobooks.com - Audiobook (Downloadable format)downpour - Audiobook (Downloadable format)eMusic - Audiobook (Downloadable format)

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4. Paddle your Own Canoe

Paddle your Own Canoe

Credit to the Offerdude. Inspired by Nick Offerman's book, "Paddle your Own Canoe".

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