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1. Big Schnitzel (free dl)

Big Schnitzel (free dl)

Tell a friend. http://breakmastercylinder.bandcamp.com/album/big-schnitzel-ep

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2. Justin Learns Something At The Zoo (STBB 376, feat. Leonard Bernstein, Jay Z, and Wu Tang)

Justin Learns Something At The Zoo (STBB 376, feat. Leonard Bernstein, Jay Z, and Wu Tang)

STBB 376 Thank you for the votes last week! This week everyone has sample Saint-Saëns' "Carnival Of The Animals" and rearrange the acapella to "Suit & Tie" to form new sentences (http://www.stonesthrow.com/messageboard/index.php?showtopic=25904). Yall are really good sports about that. hear all the beats here: https://soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1

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3. Hyperdrive

Hyperdrive

glitchmob ripoff by request

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4. Death Grips - TAKYON (Breakmaster Cylinder Remix) (DL is an infinite loop)

Death Grips - TAKYON (Breakmaster Cylinder Remix) (DL is an infinite loop)

When that cowbell comes in boy, my heart just soars. Get some headphones. It's the first track of 2014!

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5. GALACTIC (remastered)

GALACTIC (remastered)

remastered to play live this year

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6. The Boys Round Here They Keepin It Country (STBB 384)

The Boys Round Here They Keepin It Country (STBB 384)

My doctoral thesis on ultranationalism. Or like this thing I wrote what makes me laugh. Featuring the ones and onlys https://soundcloud.com/ecd-1 and https://soundcloud.com/blakeshelton ! Here are the rules for the week, by means of explanation: http://www.stonesthrow.com/messageboard/index.php?showforum=11 Listen to all the other beats here: https://soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1

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7. Advanced Freestyle Practice - BACH'S GHOST

Advanced Freestyle Practice - BACH'S GHOST

this is going to https://soundcloud.com/dislotec soon.

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8. Breakmaster Cylinder feat. dislotec - Westwood (STBB 380 Winner!)

Breakmaster Cylinder feat. dislotec - Westwood (STBB 380 Winner!)

CRANK IT UP! Vocals by dislotec - lyrics below Special rule this week was to include some kind of tempo or time signature change. Beet changes from 4/4 to 3/4 and back. Hear all the entries here: https://soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1 Vibes and glitchy drums inputed using a fuckin space glove I've been building. More on this later. I'm in a box in a box in a box It started with a lie in a lie in a lie But I'll sing you a song in a song in a song So here we go! ...I'm in the video Brains blown out and face all deadened Smile in my eyes like "guys, did we get it?" Time to rise up but I guess I'm unleavened So underground tunnels will dig us to heaven I'm your god now! Tomorrow's armageddon. Time for the eucharist you will be super pissed When you deduce that this body you've eaten's a Box of Wheat Thins from 7-11 Just think of the savings! Have more babies! Teach them the hammer. Grow up to nail me. Oh it gets good and when I come back Mother fuckers better get my suits pressed ("Westwood!") Beat me to powder so I can Orbit the planet in silent Rings that revolve and combine to Sing you the song of your violence Back to the Earth in a flash I emerge with a shortage of cash But before we can get to the plan I just need you to hit me.

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9. clipping. - Story 2 (Breakmaster Cylinder Remix)

clipping. - Story 2 (Breakmaster Cylinder Remix)

a remix of clipping.'s STORY 2! original here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbU9UUwxBxA download above. [thank you for listening]

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10. Dislotec - The Warning Signs (prod. Breakmaster Cylinder)

Dislotec - The Warning Signs (prod. Breakmaster Cylinder)

OH WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO PET A TIGER? SEE IF YOU CAN REACH BEYOND THE BARS. AND WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO FEED A TIGER? LEND THE CATS A HAND SO THEY DON'T STARVE. AND WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO TOAST A MUFFIN? WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO TAKE A BATH? SEE IF YOU CAN DO THAT SHIT TOGETHER, YOU MIGHT GET TO MEET THE LORD AT LAST.

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11. REPLY ALL: Theme Song

REPLY ALL: Theme Song

https://twitter.com/replyall https://soundcloud.com/replyall https://replyall.limo

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12. The Metal Funk Pop Fuckin Ass Fuckin Monkey Shit Jazz Punk Polka (STBB 375 winner!) feat. Paul

The Metal Funk Pop Fuckin Ass Fuckin Monkey Shit Jazz Punk Polka (STBB 375 winner!) feat. Paul

#STBB375! Shout out to Scottie Royal for a well-deserved win last week. Rules this time around were to flip Jimmy Smith's "Flamingo" (jazz) with samples from another genre. Bonus points for mixing in the intro to Radiohead's Iron Lung. Time limit is 2 minutes, but actually 20 minutes, but actually there's no time limit. He was a little drunk. HEAR EVERYONE'S ENTRIES HERE: soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1

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13. Westwood (Bonghit Dream Version) **FROM REPLY ALL #36**

Westwood (Bonghit Dream Version) **FROM REPLY ALL #36**

Alternate version of Westwood from Reply All #36: https://soundcloud.com/replyall/36-todays-the-day and #44: https://soundcloud.com/replyall/44-shine-on-you-crazy-goldman

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14. The Italian Crack Job

The Italian Crack Job

remix of Quartetto Cetra - "Crapa Pelada" (1945) from Breaking Bad s3ep13 (From lyricstranslate.com): A voi miei signori io voglio narrare la storia che tanto mi fa disperare: son già sette mesi che vedo cadere dal capo i capelli pian pian. Ormai son pelato, deluso, avvilito, non so quali cure adottar. Ma senti cosa dice quel povero infelice? Non ti lamentar, ma prova a cantar con noi questa canzon! Crapa Pelada la fà i turtei, ghe ne dà minga ai sò fradei. oh-oh-oh-oh I sò fradei fan la fritada. ghe ne dan minga a Crapa Pelada. Oh-oh-oh-o-oh! Crapa Pelada la fà i turtei, ghe ne dà minga ai sò fradei. I sò fradei fan la fritada. ghe ne dan minga a Crapa Pelada. Crapa Pelada la fà i turtei, ghe ne dà minga ai sò fradei. oh-oh-oh-oh Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà. Badabaddà badabbadà badabba babbarara pirulirulirulirulì Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà. Paaaaaaa pararappappa pappa paraparapà. E la canzone ti fa dimenticar soltanto ciò che ti rattrista il cuore e sospirar ti fa. Chi lo sa se potrò ritrovare la folta chioma?. Prova, tenta ancor!. Ho provato e riprovato ogni cura più sicura e consigliata la chinina è di rigore ma la testa è ancor pelata, ancor pelata. Coraggio amico, non ti disperar. Con la bulbomicillina con bayrum e petrolina ho provato e riprovato ma io sono ancor pelato ancor pelato. Perché? Non so com'è. Chissà perché? Perché? Perché? Non so!. Parapappa parapappa tarattatà parapà parapappa parrappappà parappa pararara pam. Sei tu? Crapa pelada, Crapa pelada, Crapà Crapà Crapà Crapà. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Bidibadi bidibadi bidiba bidiba bidibà bidibà bidibà bidibà parappappà parappa pappa pappa pappappà Crapa pelada l'ha fa' i turtei ghe ne dan minga ai suoi fradei, oh-oh-oh-oh. Crapa pelada, con la parrucca forse potrai guarir English: Ladies and gentlemen, i want to tell you the story that drives me to despair For seven months now, I have watched my hair fall out Now i'm bald, disappointed, sad; I don't know what to do about it. But listen to what he says, that poor sad man! Don't complain, just try to sing this song with us! Crapa Pelada ("Bald Head") made tortellini he didn't give his brothers any - oh-oh-oh-oh His brothers made an omelet, they didn't give any to Crapa pelada Oh-oh-oh-o-oh! Crapa Pelada made tortellini he didn't give his brothers any His brothers made an omelet, they didn't give any to Crapa pelada Crapa pelada made tortellini he didn't give his brothers any - oh-oh-oh-oh Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà. Badabaddà badabbadà badabba babbarara pirulirulirulirulì Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà, Crapa pelà. Paaaaaaa pararappappa pappa paraparapà. And this song makes you forget just those things that sadden your heart and make you sigh. Who knows if I will ever get my hair back? Try, try again! I have tried and retied every sure and suggested cure! Quinine is a must, but my head is still bald; still bald. Come on my friend, don't despair! With bulbomicillina with bayrum and petrolina i tried and retied, but i am still still bald. Why? I don't know Who knows why? Why? Why? I don't know! Parapappa parapappa tarattatà parapà parapappa parrappappà parappa pararara pam. Is it you? Crapa pelada, Crapa pelada, Crapà Crapà Crapà Crapà. Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh Bidibadi bidibadi bidiba bidiba bidibà bidibà bidibà bidibà parappappà parappa pappa pappa pappappà Crapa pelada made tortellini he didn't give his brothers any - oh-oh-oh-oh Crapa pelada, with a wig perhaps you can recover! Translation by mwillems and Daniele Usardi (http://lyricstranslate.com/en/crapa-pelada-crapa-pelada.html#TlDwxPsXwikyf8fK.99)

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15. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BACH (3/21) Little Prelude In Something Between A and Bb (STBB 416)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BACH (3/21) Little Prelude In Something Between A and Bb (STBB 416)

This week's guest composer is B.M.C. Bach (see profile image), which is short for Baroque Master Cylinder, which is the past tense of Breakmaster Cylinder. See? I got jokes, fuck. Influenced by the likes of @kayfaraday and @tokyomegaplex who are doing awesome thing with (i assume) midi. Maybe trackers. But their composition is serious and every note matters. So that. Drums are twisted as per the rules accordingly: Toms pitched, shaker chopped/repitched, windchime chopped into a single hit and dropped low to sound like a triangle, tambourine repitched with the envelope on an lfo and eq'd, snare has a shorter envelope is repitched and really hard compressed, kick has that weird cool pogo effect you can do on fruityloops which is basically a diagonal slope pitching: the front end is high and packed while the end drops low a bit and basically everyone should do this all the time, crashes are time stretched all to hell and occasionally made to sound like a gong. Early Saturday I could not sleep because of this melody bouncing around my head. 90% of the music here is just that single harp note from @Sixfingerz's sample this week. Bloodstone is in there too. Nice one, Six. Added bassoon, flute, and stabs of saw bass for flavor. Features Peter Schickele, Lil Jon and his crew, and Dislotec screaming like a lunatic in his car. The title is accurate, repitching the harp note sample accidentally put this in like A.3666 minor. Hear everyone's beats here. You will be impressed:https://soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1 Join the fun yourself next week: http://www.stonesthrow.com/messageboard/index.php?showforum=11

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16. Dislotec - Warning Signs (instrumental)

Dislotec - Warning Signs (instrumental)

original vocal version: https://soundcloud.com/breakmaster-cylinder/the-warning-signs-prod-breakmaster-cylinder

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17. dislotec - Dollar Of Damage (Breakmaster Cylinder Remix)(STBB 389)

dislotec - Dollar Of Damage (Breakmaster Cylinder Remix)(STBB 389)

hear all the submissions here: https://soundcloud.com/groups/beat-battles-1) shout out to Scottie Royal for providing basically the best samples ever:(http://www.stonesthrow.com/messageboard/index.php?s=a80af9929fb619c93a02e6cca8e8d8bf&showtopic=26199)

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18. JoaGymshoe - COOKIES (Breakmaster Cylinder Mix)

JoaGymshoe - COOKIES (Breakmaster Cylinder Mix)

vocals by @joagymshoe beet by Breakmaster Cylinder original here! MazeOne is a badass https://soundcloud.com/joagymshoe/cookies-for-maze-2013-21h45

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19. Morning Edition - Breakmaster Cylinder Remix

Morning Edition - Breakmaster Cylinder Remix

Morning Edition wants you to remix their theme!! http://www.npr.org/2016/04/26/467352425/whats-your-take-on-morning-editions-theme And a fine one it is. Original by BJ Leiderman

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20. alt-X

alt-X

gotta clear these hard drives off somehow.

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